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Dozens feared inconvenienced as bikers clash outside Isle of Wight cafe
Police were called to the Blue Rinse Cafe on the seafront at Shanklin, Isle of Wight, yesterday to deal with an outbreak of the type of violence not seen since the mid-1960s. The trouble is understood...
View ArticleTheresa May defends plan to scrap school dinners: ‘Let them eat cake!’
Critics of the Conservative’s plan to scrap school dinners have raised concerns that hungry children are unlikely to give a flying fidget about the mathematical value of x; the photosynthesis of oxbow...
View ArticleTV chefs join Brexit talks so Britain can have its cake and eat it
David Davis has conceded that his ‘have your cake and eat it’ approach to Brexit isn’t working as well as he’d hoped. ‘All the cakes we’ve been allowed to keep are heavy, mouldy and leave a sour...
View ArticleMan with Pavlovian response eats meringue
Paul Rodrigo, 27, was discovered face down in a cream and meringue crater, after what friends referred to as a sudden involuntary ‘reflex’, after seeing a strawberry-themed pudding. Psychologists...
View ArticleAdvertising feature: Gluten-free Brexit Cake now available
Are you missing out on the delicious taste of Brexit cake because of a wheat intolerance? Don’t worry, now you too can enjoy the flavourful experience of the end of free movement for people, goods,...
View ArticleBaker refuses to make Christian cake
A baker in N.Ireland has flatly refused to bake a cake for a Christian couple saying the whole concept behind the cake was totally abhorrent and against everything he stood for. Baker Jason Beesley...
View ArticleMum told her cake almost as good as ‘shop bought’ not feeling the compliment
A familial moment of solidarity has descended into chaos, after the faint praise for a Three-Layer Berry Victoria Sponge, was seen as a slap in the face for the baker of said item. Mum has stated, in...
View ArticleMalcolm the Human Centipede sues Colin the Caterpillar
While M&S and Aldi are embroiled in their own lawsuit, a Dutch horror firm is claiming they invented the original human/insect cake hybrid. A spokeswoman said: ‘Ours was the first to feature a...
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